I, the undersigned:
Support changing your city's name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. By doing so, you will help reduce the suffering of chickens abused by KFC. As you may know, KFC's suppliers cut off baby birds' sensitive beaks without using painkillers, breed chickens to grow so large that many suffer crippling injuries, slit their throats open while they're conscious, and scalds many of them to death in defeathering tanks. Please help fight cruelty to animals by supporting this new name.
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